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I’m not a regular consumer of porn, although there is one instance of note that is personal-story territory. I’m still learning how to search for porn and sift through everything to find stuff I like.  When I write on this site about porn it will be from the perspective that watching porn is cool-if-you-do-cool-if-you-don’t and that I am curious about what my male and female porn-watching peers have been keeping to themselves for the past decade (and keeping myself open to the idea that I might find something I like!)  On that note… Porn Review: Blowjob Tutorial!

This is what you will be watching!

I wasn’t thinking I’d necessarily visit to a porn site when I Googled “best blowjob tutorial”,  but I expect no one else is surprised that this is where that search led me.  There are categories at the top of the page that promise fodder for further exploration, from ‘MILF’ to ‘Public’ and of course ‘Ass’ and ‘Anal’ which gave me a little AHA! moment that these could be different types.  Back to the task at hand and mouth: at 41 minutes, BangYouLater’s blowjob tutorial definitely lasted a little too long for my taste, but just like person-on-person sex that is losing steam, the viewer has the option of pausing the action, doing something else, and coming back for another try later.

The characters in this film are a white male-female combo.  The guy starts out reclining in an armchair with the girl crouching on the floor between his legs, and they stay in this position for the entire 41 minutes.  I would have liked to see some other positions, especially since Tickle His Pickle had so many nice position-illustrations, but I suppose the focus was on showing us the guy’s cock and the girl’s mouth and this afforded a pretty clear camera shot.  “Please hold for the next available agent” music plays in the background.

The first move that we are taught is the “Dripping Ice Cream Cone”.  A helpful middle-aged school counselor woman does voiceover as we watch the girl lick the cone.  She narrates: “it’s a hot, sunny day and you’re trying to lick up all the ice cream before it gets everywhere”.  So calm and matter-of-fact!  This video is just like Tickle His Pickle in that it starts slow and easy, and makes sure the viewer is comfortable with the first steps of the blowjob (licking and firm base-grasping) before moving on to more advanced and complicated technique.  Skipping along, we are shown a variety of hand and mouth positions that are great for visual learners.  If you’re at all confused by descriptions in Tickle His Pickle or other books, or would just like to watch the movie instead of do the reading, BangYouLater’s blowjob tutorial will definitely provide you with a non-threatening visual guide to some good ideas.

Blowjobs are going to feel different for every penis, and some things that might induce lots of happy groaning for some won’t feel great for others.  I would have liked to see and hear more anatomy information and more caution about the varying sensitivities of the frenulum and the options of playing with the parts-behind-the-balls that can feel really good for some people, for example.  The BangYouLater tutorial doesn’t have nearly as much information in this regard as a book but the video is pleasantly accessible and worth checking out if you are the type who wants to learn more about licking penises.

Resources: http://www.bangyoulater.com/blowjob/30711/blowjob-tutorial/